Would you rather…
Be 4’1 or 7’9″?: 7’9″ (i am tired of being short)
Live without music or live without T.V.?: T.V.
Eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?: Soap
Be called a racist or a traitor to your country?: racist…. (im sorry)
Lose your legs or lose your arms?: Legs ( without arms, I couldn’t read)
Have a beautiful house and ugly car or an ugly house and beautiful car?: Beautiful House and Ugly Car
Be blind or deaf?: …Deaf
Live in Antarctica or Death Valley?: JEEZ! Its so hard! Probably Anarctica
In a fire, save a sibling or a stranger?: Sibling – DUH
Be spanked or be put on a restriction (on your favorite thing to do)?: ..Spanked. The pain would only last for so long.
Eat sushi or liver?: Sushi. Its actually edible
Have 3 eyes or webbed feet?: …Webbed feet.
Meet the president of the U.S. or Billy Graham?: …idk who Billy Graham is (sorry) so ill meet the president
Find true love or 1 million dollars?: OMG true love all the way!
Always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?: Say everything on my mind
Be gossipped about or never talked about at all?: never talked about
Have stars in your eyes or eyes in the back of your head?: Eyes in the back of my head
Have x-ray vision or bionic hearing?: Hearing!
Be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say?: Hear any conversation
End hunger or hatred?: Hatred
Publish your diary or make a movie on your most embarrassing moment?: ….I don’t have a diary soo… the diary one
Get caught singing in the mirror or spying on your crush?: Spying on crush
Be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy?: Cat named fluffy
Be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate?: Someone i hate…
Get even or get over it?: Get over it
Always lose or never play?: Always lose
Be forced to tell your best friend a lie or tell your parents the truth?: Best Friend a Lie
Know it all or have it all?: ….Know it all
Always get first dibs or the last laugh?: First Dibs
Give bad advice or take bad advice?: …Take bad advice
Have sand in your shorts or water in your ear?: Water in my ears
Forget your sunscreen or your sunglasses?: forget sunglasses
Kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab?: Step on a crab (eww)
Own a ski lodge or a surf camp?: Surf Camp
Forget who you were or who everyone else was?: …IDK its soo hard.. everyone else
Have one wish granted today or three wishes granted in 10 years?: Three in 10 years (ill be happy then)
Give up your computer or your pet?: Give up pet (i don’t have one)
Be the sand castle or the wave?: Be the wave
Overthrow a dictatorship or lead one?: …… Overthrow
Write the worst book in history or record the worst song in history?: Write the worst book
Get free chocolate for one year or free potatoes forever?: Free chocolate
Have half days everyday or no homework forever?: No homework forever! OMG!
Wear all pink or all purple to school?: wear all purple
Take a math test or do a lab in science?: do a lab in science
Have a mansion in the middle of nowhere or an apartment with 10 friends?: apartment with 10 friends!
Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut?: …OMG thats hard.. both are creepy.. So I pick… NONE
Bake cookies in cooking class or do art projects in art class?: COOKIES ALL THE WAY! (b/c then you get to eat them)
Run the mile or give a speech for English?: Run the mile! :]
Have a pie-eating contest or a wheelbarrow race?: Pie-eating contest
Have a big group of friends or one very close friend?: …Big group…
Not be able to talk or hear for one day?: talk
Be nervous but excited or relaxed but bored?: Nervous but excited
Wear a school uniform or last year’s Halloween costume?: Uniform
Spend the day surfing the internet or the ocean?: Internet…. (i know.. its lame)
Be an actress/actor in a big movie or the director?: Actress! that would be fun!
Have an ugly, loyal dog or a prize-winning, snobby cat?: ugly, loyal dog!
Be a professional baseball player or a champion horse breeder?: champion horse breeder (i think base ball is the most boring sport ever)
Be saved by Superman or meet Winnie the Pooh?: Winnie the Pooh! He’s so cute!
Go to an amusement park or to a family reunion?: Amusement Park! OMG so fun!
Have a kangaroo or koala as your pet?: Koala! cute and cuddly
Be rich with an unhappy job or make less money with a job you like?: I would make less money with a job I like
Not be able to use your phone or your e-mail?: Phone
Snowboard in the winter or swim in the summer?: Swim in the summer
Pick your own nose or someone else’s?: Own! definatly! EWWW
Be a tree or live in a tree?: Live in a tree (i wouldn’t want to get cut down)
Write a mystery or a poem?: Mystery, though I am not good at those
Meet an alien visitor or travel to outer space?: …alien visitor
Be forgotten or hatefully remembered?: forgotton
Last but not least…
Would you rather be doing this quiz or doing something else? =P: Doing this quiz!

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( KIDS BARGE IN )

George: Mommy? Daddy? What are you doing?

Grechen: Mommy? Daddy? Are you two in love again?

(quickly back away from each other and turn the TV on and pull out their books)

Molly: Uh….. John… explain.. please..

John: Thanks Moll…. Kids your mother and I where just talking . 

George: Oh… Bye.

( Leaves the room)

Molly: Soo… What are we going to do about the… divorce.. are we …?

John: Grechen could you leave please?

(Stares at Mom and Dad)

Grethcen: Okay Mommy and John!

John: She called me John… Moll, she called me John….

Molly: I know honey… We haven’t explained to her yet that we still….. Its okay… relaxe..

(leans closer)

(kisses her for a long moment)

John: We need to explain then…we are still in love. 

( Leans in near her and gazes at her then kisses her again for a long moment)

Molly: Yes…but we need to tuck in the kids for bed. They… have to come back in sometime…. Here, I’ll go…

(quickly and acwardly she pecks John on the lips)

( Gets up and follows her into the kids room)

John: Hey kids time for bed.

George: Are you and mommy back together? Are you! Are you?

( Looks excited )

(Glances at John and replies)

Molly: Yes, sweetie, we are.

(smiles)

Gretchen: YAY! Goodnight Mommy and Daddy!

George: YAY! Night Night!

( Gets in bed )

John: Night Kids! Love you all (Glances at Molly) very much.

(Quickly Goes to Bed)

Molly: Okay… now that we told our kids that we are not getting a divorce…. Now what?

John: Moll… have you ever… nevermind.

Molly: We said no more secrets! Please tell me John?

(leans close but too fast and smacks noses with John before coming back and kissing him.)

( Laughs faintly but seems distant )

( Seems to return when he looks at Molly)

John: Here goes, Moll did you … ever ….want …..more kids?

( Looks embarassed )

(backs away fast… and hits the headboard)

Molly: John… ? What do you mean? No… no, not at all. We already have George and Gretchen and…. we don’t need another. It should be just us.

( Grabs Molly’s arm and pulls her closer )

John: Oh, Ok it’s just Mandy always said how she wanted 3 kids and I thought how…. nice it would be to have a big family.

( Looks at Molly’s expression )

(looks totally confused but upset)

Molly: John.. I have no.. idea what you are talking about but…. I have a feeling it isn’t good. ….John… how could you do this to me again? Hurt me… ?

(break away from John and give him a hurt look)

( Looks depressed but doesn’t try to pull Molly back )

John: Moll it’s not what you think we never tryed to have kids she just mentioned how nice it would be! Molly don’t be hurt! I love YOU not her YOU!

( Looks at Molly with sorry eyes )

Molly: Well, why did you bring the subject up then?!?!?!? 

(Molly starts walking out of the room.)

Molly: Uhhg. I am going to sleep on the couch.

( Jumps up and grabs Molly’s arm turning her around )

John: Moll forget her. I love YOU. I love YOU! Moll I’m sorry I just thought of it. Forgive me please!

Molly: I am sorry John, but I cannot go through this again! But…. I’ll think about it. But, I’ll be on the couch when I do! I just can’t live like that!

(runs to living room to sleep on couch)

John: Moll wait!

( Walks into the living room and stares at her )

John: Moll what did I do I said I didn’t mean it I’m sorry!!!

Molly: You… already told me that! I will… just sleep on the couch tonight!

John: What will the kids think when they find you sleeping on the couch in the morning?

( Stares unbelivingly at Molly )

(stops and takes a step forward)

Molly: Okay… but this is just for the kids….. Don’t you understand? I just don’t want to go through that stage again… I don’t…. want to……. loose….

(unwillingly takes John’s hand and walks back to the bedroom)

( Slips into bed without a word and turns out the light )

John: Molly?

(annoyed but turns and looks at John)

Molly: Jonh. I want to… go to bed now. But if its important… than conitnue.

( Turns to face Molly but can barely see her )

John: I just want you to know that no matter what happens I’ll always love you. Moll I’ll always love you…

( Turns back and closes his eyes )

(turns away but scoots closer)

NEXT MORNING~

( Wakes up to sun coming in throught the windows )

( Molly is near John but not too close )

John: Wake up Moll. Wake up.

Molly: Why? You don’t have another date with Mandy do you?!

John: No acctually you have to go to work today…

( Looks hurt but doesn’t say anything else as he gets dressed )

(looks ashamed at self and starts walking toward him)

Mally: Oh! John! I am soo sorry! I…. didn’t mean to …. oh! I… shouldn’t …..

( Looks at Molly and finishes dressing )

John: It’s alright. 

( Walks into kitchen without another word to Molly )

(molly follows after)

Molly: No… I am serious… I am sorry… I didn’t mean to hurt you  like you did to me… i am sorry

(face drops and then looks up with sad eyes. stares into Johns eyes and gives him a badly placed kiss)

( Looks at Molly and like he acctually means it and says:

John: Sorry i didn’t forgive you I was just confused why you got mad at me last night.

( Leans over and kisses her )

John: I love you Moll but sometimes… I just don’t understand why you do things.

Molly: I love…. you… too… but I think… why I do things is because I…. am… jealous…

(she checks clock and sees that the kids have to be dropped off in 15 mintues and her work starts in 30.)

(stares into John’s eyes)

Molly: I gotta go…

( Leans tworad Molly but just then she leaves and he looks stunned )

John: I love you Molly… I really do… I really really do…

DURING WORK~

Molly is moving into a new office and sees that Becky is working there. Becky used to be a pysical theropist but she got demoted. Now they work in the same office. Molly didn’t really feel like talking to her because she has alot of work to do, but she could see no way out of it. Here is there conversation:

Becky: Hey Molly! I’m in a little bit of a rush but how’s John?

Molly: …. Good… I am busy too so I guess… 

Becky: Why are you so quiet? 

Molly: Well I have alot of work to do and alot of thoughts going around my head now.. Bye!

Becky:Alright I do to see ya soon! Bye.

Home~

( John opens door for Molly )

John: Hey Molly. How was work?

(blushes and throughs a smile at John…)

Molly: Good…. 

(…. but then trips over his foot)

( He catches her and smiles )

John: Hello beautiful. How are you my dear?

Molly: Aww! You make me clumsy!

(smiles r-e-a-l-l-y big)

(starts to look more serious)

Molly: I am sorry for what I did this morning… Oh yeah and I slept on it…. and I decided to take a risk…I .. am… not going to change my mind about you….. i love… you…!

John: Thats great but loving me is a risk? 

( Leans in and gives her a long kiss )

Molly: Well.. you remember yesturday… when i said that i don’t want ‘to go through’ it again…. i meant if you decide….. if you like Mandy… more than me…. when you change your mind…. ill be ready to face….it and ….. take the risk….

(looks up and stares into John’s eyes)

John: Well thats good because I love you to. I just want to know why you don’t want more kids I think it would be great to have 3 kids!

Molly: John….. Don’t push it……

(she walked away from the room and left.)

( Follows her into the bed room to put her stuff away )

John: What is so bad about that please tell me !!! I don’t get it!

Molly: I just don’t want to. You keep bringing…. up… her…. Can I ask you something…and… expect the …truth?

(stares into eyes again)

John: Of course. But I don’t want another baby because of her.

Molly: Well…. why do you want another baby? I want the truth. If you give me anything but…. that then i can’t trust you…  or… love you..

John: I want another baby because I love kids and a family of 3 would be awsome. Why are you so against it?

Molly: I don’t know.. I think it would be alot of work and… wait, its 7:30! the kids, we forgot to pick them up! Oh No!… John… I told you….We can’t have another baby when we are all caught up in…. us. ……so do you want to go get the kids together….?

John: Of course! Lets go. I love you Moll.

AFTER THEY PICK UP THE KIDS~

Gretchen: Mommy! Why did you take so long… YAAWN! I am tired… Mommy I am going to go to bed! G`night!

Molly: Ok Gretch, I’ll tuck you in… come on…

George: Yeah… YAWN I’m tired…

John: Lets go to bed.

Molly: Ok. lemme tuck George and Grecth in…

(Molly walks back into bed, gets changed and gets into the bed)

Molly: John?

( Hops in bed and looks at Molly )

John: Yeah?

(scoots close to john)

Molly: I have been considering your offer…. and I agree that we should…. have another….kid.

( Raps arms around Molly )

John: You did? Well thats good…

( Turns off light )

MORNING~

(sneaks out of bed early and makes breakfast for her John and the kids)

(goes to the bedroom)

Molly: Wake-up sleepy!

(gives him a kiss)

John: Morning Moll. 

( Gets up and eats breakfast )

(goes over and gives Jonh a hug)

Molly: Hmmm….  How was your night?

 John: Good. Good. Yours?

( Looks at Molly waiting for a reply )

(Looks embarressed)

Molly: Well… that’s why I asked you! I…. wanted to…. know… what we did last night because I remember having a really… great time but I… forgot what we did….

(looks at him with curious yet incconent eyes)

John: Uh… Moll?  You…

(Stares at Molly and looks embarresed )

John: …….uh…….

(starts getting giggly and happy)

Molly: What Johnny!? I just wanna know…!

(gets distracted when Gretchen come in)

Gretchen: MOMMY! I am soo hungry! Can you make me some eggs?

Molly: Okay sweetie. Sit at the kitchen table and I’ll make you some!

(starts cooking breakfast and forgets all about her and John’s recent conversation)

Molly: Okay, John what do you want for breakfast, hun?

(looks at him a little impatiently, obviously bugged a bit by the kids but not grouchy or anything)

 John: I’ll have eggs I guess. Thanks.

( Sits down at table looking impatient with Grechen for ruining their conversation )

Molly: What’s wrong honey? Are you alright?

(she says with real consern)

 ( Looks at her with that look that says you know why I am acting like this )

John: Fine.

Gretchen: Done! I am going to get ready for school now! Where is George though?

Molly: Oh yeah… Thats fine sweetie. Also, can you wake up George for me honey?

(Goes upstairs)

Molly: So. Where were we in our conversation?

(makes some food for her self, sits down at the table accros from John and starts eating.)

 John: You were saying how you just wanted to know….! Thats were we left off.

( Finishes most of eggs and looks at Molly )

(thinks for a moment)

(starts eating like there is no tomrow!)

Molly: Well… (gulp) I don’t really…. know what (gulp) we where talking about but this food it great! (gulp)

(licks plate clean)

(leans back and takes a breath)

Molly: Honey, can you make me some more eggs while I go to the bathroom?

(runs to the restroom)

 ( Looks at Molly like she is from the moon )

John: Uh, Moll? Are you OK?

( Goes over to stove  and starts cooking)

(walks back)

Molly: Whew! Oh, yeah I am fine! Are you done with those eggs? I am starving!

(sits down)

Molly: ….While I was…. going…. I remember what we where talking about…! What did we do last night?

 ( Turns around and hands Mollya plate of eggs )

John: Molly how did you forget? You were there too.

( Looks disipointed not in Molly just that she didn’t remember )

Molly: Well… I was too busy…. 

(pauses)

Molly: Staring at….. you!

(finshed off the eggs and gets ready for work)

(comes back)

Molly: I was thinking… I remember now… 

(goes up to him and gives him a hug and a long kiss)

Molly: You don’t need to remind me! Now, do you want to come with me to take the kids to school or -

(runs to the bathroom)

 ( Runs after her into bathroom )

John: MOLLY!

( Walks in just as she throws up )

John: Oh!

( Looks disgusted )

John: Are you Ok? You can’t go to work today!

(cleans her face up, looking frightened)

Molly: John! I haven’t thrown up since…! Oh John!

(hugs him and burries her face in his chest)

Molly: John….! John!

(looks embarressed)

Molly: Sorry… I am being soo… childish.

(sits down on the tiolet and looks down, faintly crying)

 ( Grabs her and gives her a hug, not letting go. In a soothing voice says:

John: Molly, calm down there is no need to cry. It’s probably nothing.

( Kisses her on the head )

Molly: … John… I hope so.. When I said I wanted another kid… I didn’t mean that night! I am sorry! I just wasn’t ready…

(cries)

Molly: (suddenly alert) what about the kids! John… can you take them?

 John: Don’t worry. I have off work today. I’ll stay home with you and take the kids.

( Hugs her again and kisses her cheek )

John: I know you didn’t want one so soon but maybe in 9 months you’ll be ready.

( Grabs her hand and walks into the living room )

John: Moll go sit on the couch I’ll bring you a pan  or something.

( Grabs a pan and gives it to Molly )

Molly: Thanks! Can you call the kids in here!? I am not going to tell them but I just want to say bye!

John: Sure Hun. Kids!?

( Grechen walks in ) 

Gretchen: MOMMY! George is… sick!

(makes a face)

Grethcen: If he doesn’t get to go to school then I don’t either!

(makes a face at John)

Molly: Okay, honey.

Molly: John, will you…. take care of the kids?

(makes a sorry look at John and then a look of worry)

Molly: …..bathroom..to pee don’t worry.

( Looks at Grechen for a moment )

John: Did George… uh…. throw up?

( Looks uncomfortable with all the sick people )

Gretchen: YEPS!

(smiles because she thinks she doesn’t have to go to school)

(comes back from the bathroom looking releived)

Molly: John, sweetie, I think I can go to work. I feel alot better now. But can you please take the kids, because I am going to be late for work.

(grabs her purse, gives Gretchen a hug and John a long kiss and steps out the door with a wave)

John: Bye honny.

( Looks down at Grechen and grimaces )

John: Ok Grech lets go check on George.

( Picks Grechen up and walks upstairs into the kids room )

Gretchen: Okay! Daddy, `cause I know you don’t like sick people then I’ll go clean it up! 

(starts walking and then stops and turns around)

Gretchen: Also, will we be going to school today!?

(gives him the puppy dog look)

John: Grech, I know you don’t want to go but I’ll have to think about that. In the mean time thank you for cleaning up! I’m going to call school and tell them George won’t be there and you might….

( Thinks )

John: I’ll have to think.

(comes back with George)

Gretchen: Okay Daddy! Here he is! So, because you didn’t have to see throw up can I stay here so you don’t have to see more?!

( Looks at her )

John: Grech I don’t mind throw up that much! I can handel it Grech but since I’m home anyways… you can stay.

(imediatly gets up jumping and give John a hug)

Gretchen: Oh My Gosh! Daddy! Thats so great!! I love you!

( Laughs )

John: Ok Ok! I love you to! But I don’t just love you because you’re nice to me!

( Looks at her with that hint hint look )

(thinks for a bit)

Gretchen: Okay! I love you anyway! Now I am hungry for lunch!

(goes to the kitchen dragging George behind her)

John: Hey hey hey! Let me take George over to the couch I don’t think he feels good enough to eat yet!

George: Yeah…. I feel horrible…

( Looks sick but not so sick he is going to throw up )

John: Lets sit you on the couch with a pan.

( Picks up George and takes him over yo the couch and puts a pan on his lap )

John: You stay here untill I’m done getting Grechen lunch. OK?

(sits at the table and waits)

Gretchen: Daddy, are you done with lunch yet?

(starts fiddling around with her fingers)

John: Calm down. Yes I made you a ham and cheese sandwitch. Here you go.

( Sets sandwitch down in front or Grechen )

John: I have to go change so can you eat your sandwitch and then come upstairs and tell me your done? 

( Turns on TV for George )

(Gretchen quickly finshes meal and jumps on the couch and watches TV)

Gretchen: Oooh! DAD! What channel did you turn on!?

(quickly gets up and changes the channel)

( Looks like she just told him that she wanted to go to Las Vegas )

John: Uh… sorry about that. I’ll be down in a minute.

( Goes supstairs to change )

(follows John upstairs)

(imediatly goes into Molly’s side of the bed and gets in)

Gretchen: [snoring noises] Snoooorrrr…… Hooonnkkk… Shuuuu…

John: Grech are you really asleep?

( Looks at her suspiciously )

Gretchen: Nooo! [giggles]

(goes up and gives him a hug)

Gretchen: I got bored of the TV

(stops hugging him)

Gretchen: I hope George does’t throw up again!

(holds her nose and points to her tounge) 

Gretchen: Why was mommy acting weird today?

( Laughs at the holding nose thing )

John: She felt sick honey. Why?

Gretchen: I don’t know…

(has that smile that says: I do know!)

Gretchen: Well….. she hasn’t been sick sinse…

(thinks)

Grethcen: A THOUSAND YEARS AGO!

(sits back and giggles)

Gretchen: Anyway, why was she sick?

John: How am I supposed to know?

( Looks at her with that look that say I do know why your mom is sick but I’m not going to tell you )

John: Anyways -

*PHONE RINGS*

To read the next part of the story, read the post called: Story I: Part C

STORY A, MOLLY AND JOHN. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINING AND MORE INFORMATION IS ON THE PAGE CALLED: STORY. THE REST IS ON THAT PAGE TOO. 

Molly: Hello….! Uhh…. Sorry…. Your name?

Becky: Hey! My names Becky. You forgot?

Molly: Well, it has been about 10 years… Anyway how is Jill doing?

Becky: Oh, good yeah Liz ,her new baby, is fine. How have you been?]

Molly: Great! Both of my kids are starting 3rd and they have been wonderful! So, what is your profession?

Kelsey (waitress): Howdy, may I take your orda`?

Becky:Hey, I’ll have a small ice tea and a tuna salad sandwich. I am a physical therapist. My kids are starting 3rd too!

Molly: I’ll have a mocha latta, diet and decaffe! And a small turkey salad. That’s cool! Where do you live? What school do your kids go to?

Kelsey: Sure be back with ya’ drinks.

Becky: I live down in Blue Ash. My kids go to Blue Ash elementary.

Molly: Oh, cool! We live in Symmes and my kids go to Symmes. I guess when they are in 5th grade they will go to the same school! How neat! Is your husband doing fine?

Kelsey: Back with ya` drinks. Be back in a min’ with ya’ food.

Becky: Yeah my husband is doing great he just got promoted in fact! How is your husband doing?

Molly: Well… we are getting divorced in this upcoming May..

Kelsey: Ok, here are ya` foods. Have a nice meal. Halla` if ya need somethin`.

Becky: Thanks. Oh! Thats SO sad! Are the kids OK with it? I feeel so bad for you! When did this happen?

Molly: Well, it happened on August 29th… We had a huge fight and the kids are okay, but I don’t think have told me the truth yet. 

Becky: Wow, I think you should tell the kids they will be hurt even more if you don’t tell them untill last minute. Are you going to have joint custody?

Molly: I already did tell them and they said that they where okay but I don’t think they where telling the truth. Well, no. John is going to move to Russia where his….. gi….girlfriend….lives…..

Becky: Oh, I am so sorry. Is their anything I can do to help?

Molly: Well, John was the one with the higher paying job and he payed ofr the bills and I payed for the kids. I don’t really know what to do!

Kelsey: How is yo` food goin`? 

Becky: Fine fine. Thats horrible. You can alway stay in an apartment for a while.

Kelsey: I’ll be back to check on everythin`.

Molly: We already live in a condo!

Becky: Oh, well who is getting the house? If he is than…

Molly: What do you mean? We never had a house. We have always had a condo. But we don’t really need house space anyway. Its only Me, Gretchen, George and Jo – him.

Becky: I mean who will get the condo? You guys could rent an apartment.

Molly: Well, I guess I am because he is moving to Russia. We haven’t really talked about it. Well, he haven’t really talked! He has been basically been texting, calling or on video cam. with her!

Becky: Thats horrible! You should sit him down and tell him that you two are still legally amrried and he needs to talk to you about this divorce.

Molly: Ok well I gue – *ring-ring* goes the phone – Oh My Gosh! Its him! What should I say? Should I answer?

Becky: You should answer and see what he wants. Answer!

Molly: Ok…. Here goes:

          Molly: Hello? John, what do you want?

         John: I was calling to ask when the heck you are gonna be home! It’s been forever.

          Molly: Oh! I am so sorry hunny! I am just with a friend now and well we are talking. Is it ok if you wait? You can probably go video chat with your girlfriend!

         John: Yeah, I guess I could. But, I though you wanted to talk or some other meaningless activity.

         Molly: Uh, okay. What do you want to talk about?

        John: Nothing I thought you wanted to talk about the small things that run around the house that you call Gretchen and George.

        Molly: Oh well, I don’t. I hope you can make macaronni and cheese because I already had dinner. Well, bye sweetie!

       John: Sweetie? You never called me that before. Whats macaronni and cheese?

        Molly: I know, I am just trying to… make things a little bit better. Nevermind, just order pizza.

       John: Listen Moll… I am sorry but we just aren’t meant to be together I am sorry OK?

      Molly: …..Ok…. Bye.

Molly: Well, that was rough…

Becky: TELL ME EVERYTHING!

Molly: Well, he has been wating for me at home… He said that he thought I wanted to talk…… He said something about the kids… I told him to make mac and cheese and then buy… he asked what macaronni was and i said… just order pizza….. then i told him bye....

Becky: Why did you say you were trying to make things a little better?

Molly: Actually yeah…. but he said…. that we weren’t meant to be together.

Becky: Oh, how sad… you should go home so you to can talk.

Molly: Well… Ok.. It was nice talking to you! I’ll call you afterwords.

Becky: Defintly! Can’t wait! Bye Bye!

( Walks out and drives home)

Molly: Hello John. Have you made dinner for the kids?

John: The kids have eaten… How are you..?

Molly: Good. 

{Goes to bedroom)

( Follows)

John: Moll? Can we talk?

Molly: Sure. 

(Sits down on bed)

( Sits next to Molly)

John: I didn’t mean to hurt you by all this.  You know that don’t you?

Molly: Then why did you do it!?!

John: Calm down Moll… breath…

Molly: John… Stop.

(Crosses arms and looks away)

( Puts his hand on her leg)

John: Ok. I just….. well….. Mandy  and I…

Molly: Yes? What have you done to your beloved Mandy!?!

John: Calm Moll… Calm… we can’t yell or the kids will come in.

Molly: I am not yelling! Sigh…. Just please answer the question.

John: Ok, Ok, Mandy and I ……. Sigh….. broke up. 

Molly: ….. Umm…. Really?

John: Yeah, Moll. Yeah….. Sigh…. I’m not moving to Russia to live with her any more…

Molly: Why did you break up with her?

(leans against the bedpost)

( Stares off in the distance )

John: I didn’t…… feel right…. when I was with her… I can’t move to Russia and discover I don’t love her.

Molly: Soo… who do you… love?

John: Moll… I’m not sure I need time… we both need time.

Molly: …Okay. I don’t….. nevermind…

John: You don’t… Moll we need to… talk more.

Molly: About What!?

John: That came out wrong. I meant we need to tell each other everything. Moll tell me….

Molly: What? About what? Don’t you have to tell me more things than I do? Haven’t you been with another girl for…. ?

John: Moll… calm, breath, don’t get worked up. Yes, I suppose I have some explaining to do but you need to tell me what you meant when you said, “I don’t ….. nevermind.”

Molly: I was going to say… that I don’t need time…. I already know who I love.

John: Moll… who is it you love? 

Molly: …Well…. uhh…. you….

( Sighs and puts arm around Molly’s waist )

John: Moll…

( Leans in and kisses her )

Molly: Oh……….. John! 

(Kisses him more and goes from sitting to laying down)

( Leans near her and whispers in her ear:

John: Moll… I love you. More than anything else in the world.

(Leans closer, if possible and whispers:

Molly: So …. What did you do about Mandy?

(leans back a little and gives her a look)

John: I told her we were through and that I loved someone else and I hoped they loved me back.

( Leans in about to kiss her and…)

( KIDS BARGE IN )

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As you should allredy know strapless dresses are the biggest new thing! If your “In” then I’m sure you have at least 3 or 4 of these beautiful gowns. But I bet you never thought you could make one at home! Well you can and the best part is all you need is a towel and decorative clip! Pin the towel around you and you have a strapless dress for less!

Long sleeve Peeve

Ever since fashion got it’s start in 1,000,000,000 B.C  long sleeve dresses have been in and out. But now we are sure they are most definitely out for good this time! They are so ugly and make ever body shape look gross and flabby. Why would anyone buy one?

Green with Envy

Every ones sure the next big style will be green dresses. No not the color green but green meaning good for our enviorment! To create one of these lovely wonders all you need to do is gather some leaves and sew them onto an old sheet. Don’t wear these before the style is launched though because then you will spoil the style surprise.

Putting paper bags on your legs, as pants is the best and biggest thing EVER! The fad started when Gegoric Bilate Bordai started wearing it to her daily show, The Bordai Daily. The look looks best when the paper bags are colored first and then worn!

Box Baddies

This look was totally blown when the punk-rocker Alice Gordacica wore these to the red carpet and they fell apart! [ouch!]  The other reason why they are a blow-out is because they are not comforable AT ALL! They also do not compliment ANY body type and do not go with most skin tones.

So Cool Scarfs!

Next fall will be filled with everybody whos anybody, wearing lots of scarves tied around their legs! This fashion statement is perfect for concerts, funerals and soccor games! When mixing and matching scarves make sure not to match too many patterns and colors!

The classic look that everyone is wearing and has been for centuries! A sheet! It comes in TONS of colors and styles. In winter you can switch to a comforter for a warmer look. It is an all year long style that never goes out! I’m sure you have an old sheet around the house somewhere to use!

Mud Dud

The old style of mud skirts is SO old it crusted over! It was over when Mary Goop wore this style on the red carpet and it fell off in the middle of the carpet. Turns out the mud was to old to wear so now everyone who wears this style has to be REALLY careful of the mud! But fortunately the style has ended so no more worrying.

The Next Big Lamp

The next upcoming style is a lamp shade worn on your bottom half. But be sure not to buy the ruffel kind those are tottaly gross! Any color works but, red and black are the most formal. The only downside to this style is that you can’t really sit down…